Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Scientists do it..


Statisticians
Statisticians do it continuously but discretely.
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
Statisticians do it with large numbers.
Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected.
Statisticians do it. After all, it's only normal.
Statisticians do all the standard deviations.

Mathematicians
Mathematicians do it with Nobel's wife. (which may explain why there is no Nobel's Prize for Maths)
Mathematicians do it to prove it.

Physicists
Acoutisticians do it orally.
Heisernberg was never sure whether he did it or not.
Particle Physicists do it energetically.
Physicists do it up and down, with charming colors, but strange!
Physicists do it with a black body.
Physicists do it with a rigid body.
Physicists do it with uniform simple harmonic motion.
Plasma Physicists do it with everything stripped off.
Quantum theorists do it in tiny tiny pieces.
Spectroscopists do it frequency and intensity.

Astronomers
Astronomers do it all night, under the stars.
Astronomers do it with young stars.
Rocket scientists do it higher thrust.

Chemists
Chemists do it in test tubes.
Chemists do it in the fume hood.
Chemists do it periodically on table.
Chemists do it reactively.
Chemists like to experiment.
Electrochemists have greater potential.

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